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That I am pretty much a shitty human being…

Fat people piss me off.

I hate relationships

I like animals much more than I like people

I hate kids more than anything in the world.

I often wonder how fun it would be to kill someone

I strongly hate the sound of a child screaming

I hate that I have nothing better to do than sit on my ass because of some lazy cunt manager I had.

I realize I am just miserable like 50% of the time because my memory is going

I will probably never stop smoking cigarettes.

I look back and laugh when I think about the people I’ve mad cry

I love proving people wrong and making them look stupid

other peoples misfortunes  make me laugh

The fucked up thing is, this is just the tip of the iceberg. 

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